1. |
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Now I’m spending my days
Sending out resumes
Begging at the altar of online forms
And to be honest…
Its really not fun….
But if makin money’s what I’ve got to do
Then I’ll sit an office desk sucking up to you
I need to find something to do
Moneys low and…. I’ve got love
He’s up, in the north country
Building walls and saying he thinks…. of me
And I gotta get back….
Can’t lose out on that.
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2. |
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GYP runnin’ on the lam god damn
Mark’s got like four siblings, what up fam?
Hair metal hotties getting glam White Snake
$kim’s going ham go Rams flight cake
Runnin’ thru the desert like a bad guy does
Evil track suit from hell that’s some bad guy duds
Rubadubdub five guys drink sudz
Bein vewy vewy loud my bad to elmur fudd
AND WE! WILL FIGHT!
NOT DIE!
THAT FOR 3.14 NOT FUCKING I
AND WE! WILL WIN!
NOT LOSE!
THAT’S FOR DUMB ASS DUDES THAT CAN’T TIE THEY SHOES!
Boil, spill, ouch, damn
Ramen, tile, kitchen, damn
Regret, eternal, lunch, damn
I guess I’ll try the chicken noodle
Heat it up while I’m stroking my poodle
Oh you know what I’m saying get your mind out of the gutter
Now I’m whippin up a fluffernutter
Side dish full of nutter butters
Put it on a platter serve it to my mother
Hey what can I say that lady like peanut butter
Its days like these that make me think that life’s a blast
But lets get a six pack and I’m sure it’ll pass
Like gas out the hole in the middle of my ass
Sorry if I’m crass no I’m not I’m Uncle Buck
Tons of bad luck in the $100 truck
Waders to our titties as we stroll thru the muck
Eat healthy still die now doesn’t that suck
So eat a deep friend dog leg from a sketchy asian food truck
REGRET
ETERNAL
LUNCH
DAMN
Nice day, for an ok life
2 kids and a wife old copies of Knifes
Remember that time we were in a rap group?
Blowin Loud out the window of the sketchy bathroom
Breakin every vacuum, drunk in every rec room
Making fuckin crowds move while Cody played the loud tunes
Bianca playin Yarp in the million dollar sound room
Shout out to my guys I couldn’t do this shit without you!
SO YES! WE DID!
FIGHT KIDS!
But they were seriously askin for it you shoulda seen these guyz
AND WE! FUCKING WON!
NEVER LOSE!
STEP 2 DA BOYZ AND U LEAVE WITH A BROOZ!
REGRET
ETERNAL
LUNCH
DAMN
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3. |
The Sum Of All Beers
02:46
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Its Young Craves
Bald like Frasier Crane
Kung-Fu future fighting
My style laser crane
I’m hackin into that mainframe
Boggle that’s a lame game
You worldwide on instagram
That’s that super lame fame
The Money aint my main thang
But it might be if I had some
Like a black lab and german shepard
I’m super fuckin handsome
Pour buckets we flashdance
Bare hands when I catch the lance
Long vacation pack no pants
Half naked in the south of France
Walkin thru that famous arch
We cheat the world like a game shark
Great white, no teeth
That’s that super lame shark
Its magic two lands
I beat it off with two hands
Follow nose like toucan
Chompin on a hundred grand
The woods is my home
But I gets down in da shitty
When I’m all dolled up you’ll be amazed
Goddamit I’m so pretty
Jump back, fuck myself
AYSO trophy on a dusty shelf
Speedin thru that bible belt
You break commandments you getting welts
MacNulty, you son of a bitch
Imma break yo ass off a lil summa this
Diner counter, droppin tips
Alley ways I gotta piss
Tiny planes fly thru the Alps
Feel a nice breeze roll across my scalp
Hot route and we move fast
Linebackers named Ralph with a huge ass
Back to school, Dangerfield
Emotional Damage, danger’s real
Throw your lunch onto the ground
And lets see how that ranger feel
Taco Bell wrappers
Rappers eating Taco Bell!
All gold Mavericks
No doors like crappin in the Sip ‘n’ Sail
Walk the Plank I need that shirt
Breeze on my ballz in a knee high skirt
SKURT. OUT.
Gotta get to the store.
Get a job and a hairpiece
Roger. Fucking. Moore.
4 on the floor
3 on the roof
ice cream to scoop
Shih tzus named boof
WHOOMP! There it aint
He got it chopped now she looks great
Roll the dice decide your fate
You sweatin green like Gatorade
You look like what the gator ate
Empty pools and meditate
Money, drugs we mediate
Grab the boys let meet at 8
Clyde Frasier’s got a Steak
10/10 that meat was great
Grab the cab and we down town
Nah we walked but we downtown
that stampin on the ground sound
French press the ground
Cross the room is my misses
She blowin hella kisses
I’m sitting here like damn.
These smooches better than Christmas
Time getting colder
And children getting older
And I’m getting older too
Mothafucka
We do electric landslides
The tide is high but I’m stayin here
Over trees we hang glide
Louy Fierce aint playin here NAH
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4. |
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Its young craves with the glistening dome
Write a poem out in Rome build a home for a gnome
6” heel on strippers with glass slippers
All bronze zippers cookin ramen in the big dipper
I’m throwin rocks while I sip on the liquor
Churnin butter drivin buggies with the basket made of wicker
I’m makin money rain with the change go get the slicker
Ketchup Packets, waffle crisp that’s a lame dinner
Choppin up the soft in a million $$$ loft
Laura Croft eatin moss with the sauce I’m a BO$$
Bumpin Ricky while I’m usin dental floss
Eating applesauce while I double cross an albatross
Call me maybe Cody Davies lately getting rabies
From babies who actin shady get nakey with old ladies
Cats aint even frady I’m balder than Wayne Brady
Cool like Tom Brady, Diamond Jim Brady
I’m drinkin many mini soda out in Minnesota
Come on over with the paperwork I’m doin all the quotas
Dressin for a funeral but going to the mall
Getting yoga balls, dry wall and super fancy hand soap
Me and L Kabong be like tight ropes and Frenchmen
Great Dead and inscense, bad guys and henchmen
I’m gainin some gut while these hunks flex they pecks
Fling caviar with tech decks, lickin up her neck sweat
Read up don’t keep up unless you Kindle Jenner
Wreck sales like Bruce Banner at your local shoppin center
Colder than last winter, we run shit like sprinters
Hard as big bats but sting just like splinters
Stirrin up the pasta I’m ballin like Matzo
Buy exotic birds from old dorms in Hofstra
My pirate ship does 280, poop decks with nude ladies
Time Crisis trading vessel 86 mateys
Drunk at the zoo and its not even 2
Take a poo in my hand and I fling it at you
Back to my group, stir the soup, rally troops
Black hair and tights she look like betty boop
I’m sharpening bowies and bumpin old Bowie
TNT aint me change De Channel like I was Zooey
Imma win the lottery and read some Harry Potter
Potato themed playground I’m on the tater toter
Your manufactured psychosis don’t make you smell real
That particular scent makes fake friends and ideals
Eat a meal of harbor seal and refried electric eels
While she plays electric feel I stomp heads with boot heels
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5. |
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Waiting for my passport to get checked.
I’m at the border.
I’m full of dread.
Yes I thought I had love up here.
But its not there.
And now I have to go back.
To lord.
Knows.
Where.
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6. |
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Wake up, get dressed, this is not a fucking drill
Cut up from the navel watch the entrails spill
Grind the bones at the mill use the powder for a spell
To bring back the ones we lost even just for a day
Out the eyes tears spray, hit the ground, fade away
Blood might be gone but the cuts here to stay
Spend your last four days at a chick-a-fil-a
Putting pickles on the chicken smearin sauces of hate
IAM. HE.
CON. SUMER. OF. SOULS.
FILLING. ALL. HOLES WITH TINY. MEAT. POLES.
THIS SUSPENSE IS KILLIN ME GIMME. DRUM. ROLLS.
DING. DONG. BITCH.
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
ORAGAMI MAKING SHAPES. LIFE BETWEEN THE FOLDS.
PUT. ON. GOLDEN FANGS. BITE THE HANDS THAT MOLD.
Life thru the heat haze curious gaze,
Burst forth from the cloud pride rock sun rays
Imaginary friends every lazy Sunday
Fatten up for the slaughter eat 100 sundaes
Maybe we’ll give a fuck again someday
Close your eyes, open wide, out comes the runway
Interstellar warship ride bumpin Gunplay
Bible on the dash and he looks like Newt Gunray
Go toward the light, slap God run back
Submit and die with honor night’s black, fuck that
Rise to your feet so you can die like a man
Stupid look on your face with your dick in your hand
We’re equal to the roadkill we drive past
Green light blast, out of the work at five past
Nobody’s going to lower your flag to half mast
Run for your life cuz your life won’t last
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7. |
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$kim Milk spin silk on a loom at high noon
Grab a saddle and a spoon ride a tiger thru a typhoon
Eatin five guys with five goons under a blood moon
Ancient sins of man washed away by the flood soon
Sign waivers eatin now and laters Ralph Nader
Feet covered in gator ice pops crazy flavors
Pop off with a phaser in chartreuse blazer
These stupid dudes actin rude better scoot like a razor
Hoverboard glide across the great divide
Ready to die in a sidecar hell of a ride
We eatin rhino while we skydive hell of a night
Caught a flight to the fight now I’m ringside mane
Shootin propane in my veins to ignite the brain
Me and Cooper drawin fangs on thangs with various names
Playin clue on a throne but I aint playin no games
So stop sweatin your feet and focus back on your brain
The fingers of God rip homes from the ground
Lost into darkness to never be found
Pound the ground speak in tounges and fanatics dance around
Blood rain from the sky hear the howl from the hound
Hand in hand we’ll stand start a post punk band
Make a brand, sell out, give the cash to my fam
Sold his soul for a lamp and a rhinestone hand
Stan the man at basecamp just doomed us all.
Woo.
In the name of myself I hit the nexus
Fix the headlight and drive off in a ’96 Lexus
Make it down to texas, swerving getting wreckless
Ashes of my grandma, hangin from a necklace
Scrambled brains and ostrich eggs a GYP breakfast
Cross save my own soul off the mile long checklist
Caged up the demons and now they’re getting restless
Double mastectomy this rap game is breastless
So come and get this.
Lookin for a genuine life with no dice
Bald head, small mind, spit shine no lice
Pasta is the starch for life with no rice
Unless I’m rollin up the sushi drivin Kaneda’s bike
Drunk at night watching Spike with a dog named Spike
He’s got three strong legs and a bone break bite
65% passion 35 spite
Fight for the right to write what’s not left
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8. |
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Fresh sequence jumpsuit, jungle we can run thru
Hiding in the birthday cake just so you can bust thru
Kerosene lights the scene while we huff glue
See fluorescent lights in various hues
Langston and Laurie, my mental Edward Gorey
Old glory, Toy Story, 40 and a shorty
Write raps, and then we talk about rap shit
Jewelery shine out to Venus thru the old God’s pulpit
Her booty such a beauty, Michelangelo sculpt it
Left my notebook at the bus stop just so you could vulch it
Orange, black and blue Young Craves the new culprit
Short eight tales from glory like a mother fucking vulpix
$kim drinks the Bombay, Cody slurps the sculpin
Cranky got the Dr. Ball, Mark’s jernts engorging
Only talk Toyota when we say the whip’s foreign
We might be fucking morons but at least we’re not boring!
Run to the hills for your mother fucking life
You can play with madness if you lose a piece of mind
Fear of the dark this can’t be Futurreal
Icarus falls from the sky while the powerslaves knell
2 minutes to midnight enter the wicker man
Brought your daughter to the slaughter thought that she’d be thicker man
7th son of a 7th son a killers work is never done
Iron Maiden’s great but I just wish that I was happy
Marshmellow stride on the side, determination.
Trapped in the shorts, testicular perspiration
Smell ya hand just to check the stink on the sweat,
We doing trapeze backflips with no fucking net
GYP, Grab Ya Poopers and dance
Got my peener pump from Paris and my stove from Sudan
Cranky always do me dirty when we settle Catan
Five fingers to the face that’s an open hand slam
Hidden messages seen in the steam of hot coffee
You lookin hella small like scene’s with John Coffee
You can’t be that bossy with a mouth full of toffee
You stupid head is sealed shut
Interrogating Neo in Geo’s in Albuquerque
7-11 thanksgivings out in Constantinople
Slurpees and jerky sewed up inside the turkey
Black waters of the mind hide signs in place murky
Run to the hills for your mother fucking life
You can play with madness if you lose a piece of mind
Fear of the dark this can’t be Futurreal
Icarus falls from the sky while the powerslaves knell
2 minutes to midnight enter the wicker man
Brought your daughter to the slaughter thought that she’d be thicker man
7th son of a 7th son a killers work is never done
Iron Maiden’s great but I just wish that I was happy
Fakin my way a rambaloo to the zoo
Holy baby driver doing 122
So. Long. Frank Lloyd Wright
Squandered by resistance that’s the boxer’s last fight
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Crime
Only living boy in New York on his last dime
In my little town face down on the ground
Simon and Garfunkel are great but I don’t want to hurt anymore.
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9. |
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I had a dream the other night that you chose to end your life
You were piss drunk at the top of a bridge and you jumped
What can I make of a crazy dream like that
Doesn’t mean you’ve killed yourself out of my life
But you certainly have…
Yeah you were my best friend and now you’re a stranger
It’s the hardest thing I’ve had to deal with of late
You were my best friend and my lover
We did everything…
Together.
And I don’t what you did today
And you don’t what my life is like in anyway
I drove as fast as I could
Out of your hometown
Yelling toward the moon
Yes, I want just be back with you
In my car
Traveling far
North Carolina to Ottowa
South of Mexico
Just
Us
Yeah I miss this…
I hope you is this just as much
If you’d call me
I’d forgive it all
Cuz you could be my one true
Yeah I think that that’s true
A perfect man just like you
I see it in my dreams
Oh please come back
To me…
Things might be different
Work out differently
Or maybe this is all scarred
I kind of think that too
But I also think I would forgive you…
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10. |
For Him
03:39
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We cut rugs like exacto knives
Cool cats on their ninth or tenth lives
The country pass in a great green blur
The hips move and the sexy stir
Head to toe in priceless furs
Skin from a minotaur, claws from a big bird
My show blue like a flightless boobie
Her words cut with a skill that was slightly spooky
Crawl back to my bottle of Beefeater
Slide across the tree like a legless leaf eater
Make a cocoon out of the couch cushions
I tear it down and then I scream into the couch cushions
How you left me last October
The brews were chilly but your gaze was colder
Now I’m slightly older but wiser that’s a maybe
Sometimes I still flip on my moms and old lady
But they take me back and still call me baby
Lets cook chicken and dance to Call Me Maybe
Reconciliation is a tough racket
Pen and pad in the pocket of an old ass jacket
Sometimes I write so it can all make sense
It still doesn’t so at least I got friends
$kim Milk with the super wacky crazy juice blends
Stick around for awhile, no noose friends
But eventually it all ends…
The come up so quick he was getting the bends
And he never even got the bends
Yes men never let the mind cleanse
And he’s never felt more alone
Like that movie home alone
If there’s something missing in his life
Then why o why can the man not cry
Hes in bad shape, up late, eatin grapes
Staring at the wall wondering what makes great
A meditation on mind numbing nothingness
Killed the baby in her arms with the last caress
So much pain for a life so blessed
Best dressed in the nest but he’s still depressed
Shoulder pains from preventable stress
Spilled his last glass of hope
What a fucking mess
So its do your best and you can fuck the rest
Go easy on yourself you’re so damn young
No bell on this earth can ever be unrung
No song in your heart will ever go unsung
Dust lines where your picture frame once hung
Your love was fresh air in a drowning lung
A love so pure thought we made an element
And your mind shined bright like a fucking filament
Everyday’s a new day and I’m still here
Spit in my eye with a shit eating sneer
An atheist looking up into the heavens
God dammit you son of a bitch
When it feels like the world won’t turn
And every house in your life is a problem to burn
Keep ya head on your shoulders and don’t fuck around
Unless you want to be in a hole way deep in the ground
And if you want that then stop it already
I know its hard when the shit gets heavy
Just tough it out and be a goddam man
The hurt you could save you could never understand
Tears falling on the handmade picture frames
Filled with snaps of me and you from way back in the day
A silence that rings in your head like gunshots
So loud youll do anything to make it fucking stop
Shove glass in your ears till the blood clots the holes
Drugs in the blood in the heart filled with holes
Driving 80 over quadruple yellow lines
Screaming fuck the whole world to a speed limit sign
But somebody loves you
But somebody loves you
But somebody loves you
But somebody loves you
But.
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11. |
For Dad
03:56
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Dashboard lights, change the way your face look
Sucked into nothingness, like the one that space took
Cold and alone, in a puffy white suit
Dreaming of the juice of her sweetest fruit
Spinning into black, nothing he could ever grab
When he was on the ground, didn’t know what he had
Stars they looked at, now are his prison
She cried when she left home, for his new mission
Flag on his arm, shades on his face
His side of the bed’s now cold and dead, as his final resting place
Hand on her heart, never been more proud
News makes knees buckle, never screamed more loud
Young love weightless, first time they met
She was a waitress, he was flying jets
Big smiles and laughs, left her # on the check
Took her to a baseball game, Sox vs. Mets
Her friends like him, and all the guys think shes mad cool
Bought his boys some whiskey shots, kicked their ass at pool
Her hips were hypnosis, and man he had a couple moves
Dance into oblivion, get down to Palemen grooves
They made love and made a son, perfect in every way
If he could see him now, what not on earth could a father say
My dear boy, don’t be scared
Your mother’s gonna need your strength, you have to be prepared
Please be brave, just like your old man
Born beneath a waning gibbus, holding you in shaking hands
Next day I left, kissed you on the cheek
Saw the universe in your eyes, didn’t have to speak
Door to the car, felt like lightyears to me
Felt further from you then than I do now, set adrift at sea
Satellite of pride, watch you grow from my new home
Whisper stories just for you, until my body turns to stone
Hope your mother finds a man, who loves her like I do
Wont be hard, since she was the greatest I ever knew
Didn’t teach you to ride your bike, or throw that perfect spiral
Giving you the tools for the young man’s survival
I can see our house from here, all its missing is us
Live our lives and drink my tea as I put you on the bus
As we begin eternity of all you’ll ever know of me
Do your best to keep her safe and look into the sky for me
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12. |
For Me (feat. $kim Milk)
03:25
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The pain of healing crawls across my head
The clock strikes eight I’m half past Dread
See red when dead head sped on a go ped
Plot homemade vengence in manmade shed
Roll out blueprints out on the table
Fantastical lands from the young reps fables
The toast is French and the syzurp maple
Leave the best breakfast with a head full of staples
Office supplies, box of flies
Humiliate sons make father’s cry
The tomohawk fly through blood red sky
Turn a chump to a stump and collect the eyes
New friends in Chusetts, Old Wounds in Jersey
Buckets to the sky, dance to quench the thirsty
Prove themselves worthy of In the Eyes of thee
Limbs of God, GYP
Weak hands make fists that turn to dust
Weak men surrender and fall to lust
Die for my brothers seal the pact in blood
Only the best on the arc just before the flood
As boys all we wanted was to be a part
Of a body that exists without a beating heart
We grew to grow apart to find that spark
The fire in a fart the rainbow in the dark
When all you write feels so wrong
The trivial nature of scribing songs
Come crashing in like ceilings in a storm
Walls in your mind that can’t take form
Half bionic, let’s roll sonic
Conform to a norm just to be ironic
A half formed image that becomes Iconic
Bluetooth devices become pneumonic
ROCK. AND ROLL.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
ROCK. AND ROLL.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
CRAVES PALEMEN $KIM BLOOD AND BONE
Cody does that shit on purpose
Another dirty hit Vontaze Burfict
Saw thru the pit, I am the surface
Trying to live thru the circus
I snuffed the machine but no money came out
I yelled to the sky but no tears came out
The clock is a lake every hour I drown
Still every opportunity I pounce
Just four dudes, at the gig
Burnt my notebook, snapped my pen
Fuck it man, there’s more to this
Really out here making art with my friends
Bottom of the bottle just like Smithers said
Rather unique just like AZ said
Woke up late, half past dead
This aint my last supper but pass the bread
Marquee’s hittin that punchin bag
But I still refuse to take a drag
Stayin in the game till my nuts str8 sag
Sack so big they already have
Seriously, take a look in the mirror
It’s a mirage you can jump thru your fears
Just a reflection of what’s so near.
You think its over there?
Its really right here
ROCK. AND ROLL.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
ROCK. AND ROLL.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
ROCK AND ROLL YOU’RE NOT ALONE
Flight to the Fight found dead to rights
Might of the right lies alone at night
Justify these thoughts of those
Who overthrow our cynic woes
Pens run dry as our thoughts compose
Poems of soul that read like prose
Run with the vanguard thru the fields of Foes
For answers to questions that none will know
But I’ll settle to know a question
That will help us on our quest
Unleash the mind’s detention
Let the blade pass through my chest
Skim Milk and Young Craves
Old guns with dumb names
The peace keeper that make rain
stain the shirt with the blood of the lame and vain
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